Salve,
this is a report we had to write in a group-work the last week. It is a live report from the Kodak-Theatre, from the Oscar.
"Ladies 'n' Gentlemen, my name's Huckleberry Sissons, and I'm live reporting from the 80th Annual academy awards for the listeners of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-Radio. About 70.000 poeple are waiting and they.. oh, I can see the first stretch sedan, everyone is exited who'll leave the car. But it doesn't stop, hey, stop man, oh he missed the red carpet and now drives back. He opens the door - the croud starts screaming - and KingKong jumps out of the car, grabs the oscar statue and climbs the building and disappears. The first lucky winner. And the next sedan is ready. It's a stretch-smart, looks like it consists of plasticine. Nobody knows the owners, and, hey, even Wallace and Gromit are here. The next one is the great Elvis - I knew he's still alive..., he's the leading man in his news film "Schniefing the Line", the croud is freaking out. At the corner I can see the sedan of Beter Strapinsky, and the best camera this year can be the Codac SI2000X, nominated and now printing signatures. The next one is Joda, nominated for "Kirmit, life of a frog". This Year, there is a new cathegory: "best Pornographic film", and there is the leading woman of one of the 12 nominated films, Caroline Cary, and the best "courps found in water" seems to be Lucilla Boath, 'cause she's the only nominated. And - oh f*** - KingKong is back, seems he wants to grap Lucilla, she's blond, she runs away, run bitch, run, but KingKong is faster, he got her, and - oh no - he disappears in the crowd, security, where's the security... But let's talk about important matters. Jerre Jerricies is nominated for the funniest face in the film "Kirmit - life of a frog" - he was cast as Miss Piggy. By the way: Barcelona against Arsenal: 1:2, Henry shot three goals. The crowd leaves into the theatre, and we'll inform you, when KingKong was found. They say, he wants to go to the airport."
Please don't be too hard with the spelling...
Vale RF
